Monday, December 30, 2013

Depression quotes I can relate to

1. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will rip my skin apart.
2. Stop asking if I'm okay. I'm tired of lying.
3. Don't mind me, I'll just sit here, crying over yesterday.
4. Most of the time, I feel like such a disappointment.
5. Smoke, die. Drink, die. Love, die. Lie, die. Live, die. Do whatever you want. In the end, we still all die.
6. I feel like I upset some people by just being alive.
7. Why does it always have to rain on me?
8. My past haunts me... constantly.
9. I want to believe in something. Something is better than nothing.
10. I'm trying so hard to be a better person.
11. If you could read my mind, you would be in tears.
12. I'm often silent when screaming on the inside.
13. I feel so empty, yet I feel so much pain.
14. Someone out there just may feel the exact same way I do.
15. Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
16. My silence is just another word for my pain.

so relatable #1

1. I just want someone to look at me and say,"Wow, she's gorgeous." for once.
2. Dear teachers, if you sit me next to my friend, I will whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.
3. Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
4. Some music videos have absolutely nothing to do with the song.
5. Why do we need school? Music: There's youtube for that! Sport: There's a wii! Reading: There's a book right there, just pick it up and read it! English: Eveything is shortened to things like idk, lol, brb. Math: that's why we have calculators. Geogrpahy: Just buy a freaking globe! History: They're all dead and they have nothing to do with yours or my life anyway!
6. Best friends are sisters destiny forgot to save us.
7. That moment when you listen to a song and it instantly reminds you of someone.
8. Have confidence, not ego. Search for love, not lust. Be classy, not trashy.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Rainbow Bunchie 10 hours


when you have nothing to do, see how long you can watch this. When you finally give up, put in the comment section below how long you have watched it.
                                                                     ~Anna

Friday, December 6, 2013

Rats and my rats

So, almost everyone in the world thinks that rats are filthy, repulsive, ugly mistakes that God made. Part of its true. Not all of it. Why people don't get why some people have pet rats is because they don't know the difference between a tame rat and a wild rat. Tame ones don't run around in the street and eat dead animals. It's the wild ones that do. Infact, wild rats and tame rats are a different breed of rat. It's kind of hard to explain, BUT THEY ARE! And in the previous post, I mentioned that I have rats. They are cuddly, sweet, and love to play with people. Their names Are Bubbles and Squeak. My mom found a woman selling some rats for sale on the internet, and a day after my birthday(she wasn't able to get them on my birthday), my mom got them for me. They are from the same litter, so they're brothers. Bubbles is a fat, spoiled, sharp-nailed, but cuddly rat. He is shy, but he loves people that he is used to. Squeak is a soft, cleans-himself-alot, rat. He sneezes a lot.. Their faces look the same, but Bubbles has eyes that stick out a bit while Squeak's eyes are not very big. Bubbles is kind of a goof, while Squeak is snuggly.

3 day weekend

Its been snowing like crazy since yesterday in Social Studies, and I have my hopes up. Why? Because snow is part of what makes winter my most favorite time of year! I didn't get to play in the snow today, but Ill have time later. I didn't get to do much today except for eating, playing with my rats (Don't get a bad idea about them, they're really cute!), and playing video games. Anyone got any ideas of what to do when you're bored? I'M BORED OUT OF MY SKULL! But the only thing that is entertaining me right now is writing on my blog right here right now. Without any of you, my blog would be worthless. So I just want to say thank you for visiting. You are a part of what keeps this blog up and running!Don't forget to follow my blog if you haven't already!
                                                                    ~Anna
                                                              

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Funny things to do in public

1.Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to fall over something. Crawl away slowly.
2.Run up to a random person in the street and slap them in the face with a loaf of bread.
3.Go to McDonalds and ask them for a happy meal with extra happy.
4.Walk up to a small little kid that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.
5.Bring a desk on an elevator and when people come in ask if they have an appointment.
6.Come in to school late and when the teacher asks why you're late say that your pet rock had a seizure.
7.Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read.
8.Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run all over the neighborhoood screaming "I have rabies!"
9.Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped from prison!"
10.Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream and complain about how it ruined your life.
11.Buy an ice cream cone, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your head.
12.Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'm free! I'm free!"
13.Go to McDonalds and ask for an order of french fries without the potatoes.
14.Attack your neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
15.When in an elevator with one person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
16.Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
17.Call someone to tell them that you can't talk to them right now.
18.Shout "For Narnia!" running into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19.Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King.
20.Dress up as Harry Potter and follow them all day, shouting random spells at them.
21.Hire a taxi. When the driver asks where you want to go, ask to go to the building next to the one you are standing infront of.
22.Hide in a public bathroom stall. When someone comes in, say "Ah, young one, welcome to Narnia."
23.Throw a watermelon infront of someone, then grab your hair, fall on your knees and scream "NOOO!"
24.Ring a doorbell and when they open the door, just stand there staring at them.
25.Hug a tree and when people walk by, say "We're having a moment here!"
26.Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
27.Go to a dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
28.Take a stuffed animal to a vet.
29.Tie a balloon on yourself, and run around saying that it's following you.
30.Go into a public bathroom and when you get into the stall, start singing the song "Taking Care Of Business" very loudly.
31.Hide in a clothing rack at the shopping mall and when someone comes near you, scream "PICK ME!"
32.In a grocery store, hold up a box of Cheerios screaming "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
33.Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza.
34.Call a restarant asking them to deliver water to you.
35.Sing to plants in a public plant shop, and when people ask what you are doing, scream and run away.
36.Go to some random lady at a store and ask "Mommy, will you buy me some crackers?"
37.Find a random person sitting on a bench, sit on their lap and say "My mommy says I'm special."
38.Interview a tree in a public place.
39.Make an old lady help you across the street.
40.Find a random store clerk and propose to them with one of those candy rings.
41.Go into a random person's house and yell "Honey, I'm home!"

Sunday, November 17, 2013

random post#8

1. "My memory is so bad!" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
2.Looking at your friend when the teacher says "You may work with a partner." And then they don't want to be partners with you.
3.Pretending to die infront of your pet to see if it will try to save you.
4.That scary moment when you hear your parents stomping to your room and you try to think of the last bad thing you did.
5.Interrupt my sleeping and I'll interrupt your breathing.
6.The worst sight in the world is seeing your mother cry.
7.My singing sounds amazing when I have my earphones on and I'm listening to music, but when I take my earphones off, I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
8.That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.

Friday, November 1, 2013

random post#7

1.One person:"Your shirt is so ugly!" Me:"Don't like it?Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you."
2.My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
3.Alarm clock:Because every morning should start a heart attack by startling you.
4.When I was little, "You're not invited to my party!" was the worst insult ever.
5.No teacher, I don't know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised!
6.How I end a class presentation:"So, umm... yeah..."
7.When something exciting happens, I randomly slap the person next to me.
8.When I wake up and stretch, I sound like a baby dinosaur.
9.Sometimes, I just randomly say hello to security cameras.
10.I always forgive people, but I'm NEVER going to trust them again.
11.School is like a jail.The classrooms are cells, the teachers are security guards, and we are the prisoners.
12.I hate it when my parents tell their friends or relatives my mistakes.
13.Depressed? Earphones in, turn the volume up, ignore the world.
14.The best things always happen when I don't have my camera with me.
15."Always stay positive"*falls down the stairs*"Wow, I went down those stairs fast!"
16.Lazy rule: If it falls, you  don't need it.
17.Dear "Cool People" they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
18.Thank God people can't hear what I'm thinking.
19.I don't care if I can't sing!This is one of my favorite songs, therefore, I shall sing.
20.In the movies, they look beautiful when they wake up. When I wake up, I look like a dead possum.
21.Having a song stuck in your head while taking a test. Seriously, not now!
22.I wish I could watch my great dreams and watch them later.
23.12/12/12 is the last repetitive date anyone living right now will ever experience.
24.Five words that scare the living heck out of me when watching a horror movie" Based on a true story."
25.Never throw anything at me unless you're okay with it falling on the floor.
26.*Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: "Single file, please!" Me "MOVE MOVE MOVE, THERE'S A FIRE OVER THERE!"
27.We all have had/ have that one teacher that is always like" Don't pack up yet! There is still 7 seconds of class left!
28.Being popular on the internet is like sitting at the cool table...AT AN ASYLUM!
29.Whenever your parents leave you in the car, everyone outside becomes a dangerous weirdo.
30.Imagine if the last movie you watched was going to happen to you at some point in your life. How much trouble are you in?

Saturday, September 7, 2013

random post#6

1.That scary moment when you are about to fall asleep and horror scenes start to flash through your head.
2.Saying"I'm almost there!"When you haven't even left the house.
3.That moment when you have a song stuck in your head during a test.
4.That epic moment when your parents are in a good mood, so they buy you what you want.
5.Laughing uncontrollably with friends over something stupid.
6.Do you ever just stare at attractive people and think"How?!"
7.That moment when you hear your name on a recording and think"Do I really sound like that?"
8.I spend my time imagining stuff that will(sadly)never happen.
9.No matter how old I am, when I see an open swing, I make a run to it.
10.Home is where I can look like a comfortable hobo.
11.That moment of fame when your name is in a math problem.
12."Be strong" I whispered to my wifi signal.
13.Running up the stairs really fast because you feel there is an evil presence behind you.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Anna's Diary entry#2

9/1/2013 8:30 AM
So far, middle school was fine.But I have to say, the first day was really hectic.I had to go to my locker a lot of times!My favorite class is art class.It's the only place in the school where I finally feel okay!And this weekend, I had a sleepover, wich was fun, but I got into a few disagreements with one of the girls.BIG disagreements!But I still had fun.We ate ice cream, made pizza, watched movies, and went to bed at, like, 1 in the morning.Then later that day, I went to my friend's party.It was My Little Pony themed, because everyone that went there LOVED LOVED LOVED My Little Pony(you should really watch My Little Pony)!We ate a cupcake-cake, and got to ride some really cute horses!It was so fun!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Anna's Diary entry#1

8/13/2013 8:50 PM
Middle school.One of the places that makes your greatest fears of school come true.Tomorrow is my first day, and I can't cope with my feelings.It's a whole new experience, and it seems so...frightening.A shadow has taken over my emotions, endlessly making me see visions of embarrassment, and stress.I don't want to go, but I must if I want to succeed.I must rest now, for it is late at night.Wish me the best of luck!

Monday, August 5, 2013

random post#5

1.Many people tell me to listen to my heart...but just what does "tumtum tumtum" mean?
2.That akward moment when you gently throw your new iphone onto your bed, but then it decides to bounce off three walls, hit a lamp, then hit your dog.
3.That akward moment when the package says"Easy Open", and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun, then a light saber to open it.
4.Have you ever looked at your best friend and thought"Why aren't we comedians?"?
5.I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say"I bet you're wondering why I gathered all of you here today."
6.That mini heart attack you get when somebody says"Guess what I heard about you."
7.If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

random post #4

1.Running to the phone and when you are just about to pick it up, it stops ringing.
2.Best friends have conversations impossible to understand by others.
3.Throwing random things at people and then acting like it wasn't you.
4.I am not hungry, but I am bored.Therefore, I shall eat.
5.That awesome moment when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a long time.
6.That sad moment when you find an old conversation between someone you don't talk to anymore.
7.That scary moment when you're in bed almost asleep and suddenly you get that falling sensation(called a hypnic jerk).
8.Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for a day and see what it's like to hang out with me.
9.I write the wrong date on my homework to make it look like I did it on the right day.
10.That akward moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
11.That akward moment when the only thing you know on the test is your name.
12.That akward moment when you want to laugh but it's completely inappropriate.
13.Pretending to text in akward situations.
14.I wasn't aware that answering my parent's questions was considered talking back.
15.That annoying moment when you get out of the shower and realize you have no towel.
16.That akward moment when you have made eye-contact with someone multiple times.
17.That scary moment when something falls in your bedroom at the middle of the night and nobody else lives with you.
18.Hearing yourself singing in the shower and wondering why you haven't made an album yet.
19.Everything seems so much more interesting when you have homework.
20.That awful moment when you get a flashback of something you did that was SUPER embarrassing.
21.That upsetting moment when you are talking and you realize nobody cares what you are saying.
22.That moment when you shout out the wrong answer infront of your class with confidence.
23.That moment when you hit the PLAY button on your ipod, then you realize that the volume is deafening loud.BOOM!
24.I miss being 4 and not having a care in the world.
25.That awesome moment when nobody saw that completely embarrassing thing you did in public.
26.That akward moment when everyone is singing"Happy Birthday"to you, and don't know where to look.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

random post #3

1.I hate when I understand something AFTER the test and not before it.
2.Me:"I'm so happy!" Life:"Oh wait, hold on a minute, I'll keep that from happening..."
3.Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.(...?)
4.Open fridge.Nothing to eat.Lower standards and repeat.
5.That stupid moment when you're so angry that you begin to cry.
6.That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket in the dark.
7.That akward moment when you trip...over nothing.
8.I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
9.How to save the world:1.Make a document called"The World".2.Save the document.
10.I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.(...?)
11.Having unlimited texting...wih nobody to text.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

random post#2

1.Barking louder at the dogs to show them who's boss.
2.Pretending you're the host of a cooking show when you are cooking at home alone.
3.I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
4.Let's take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.
5.I enjoy long romantic walks... to the refrigerator.
6.During summer, you wish you were in school so you would have something to do.In school, you wish it was summer so there was nothing to do.
7.No matter how many times you say"okay"your parents will not stop talking.
8.Hiding your favorite food from the rest of the family.

Friday, July 12, 2013

random post #1

1.I love those memories that randomly pop in my head, and have me smiling like an idiot for ages.
2.Saying "Dude" before saying something important.
3.Taking a long time in the shower because you like to stand there...just thinking about life.
4.Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless person.
5.I can't believe that I wanted to grow up...
6.That akward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
7.*sends risky text*15 seconds later no reply..."Oh God what have I done?"
8.Friend:"So tell me about yourself!" Me:"......WHO AM I?"
9.Life is way too short to have matching socks.
10.I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
11.Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money, because you're spending it wrong.
12.cuting down the trees, making paper, and writing"save the trees".
13.I'm not on drugs, I'm just wierd.
14.I hate when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.
15.After an argument, I start to think of all the clever stuff I should've said.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 6

Caitlyn and I got in the back of the truck, and we were sitting there for countless hours, waiting until we got to Washington D.C.About two days later of driving, I dared Caitlyn to jump out of the back of the truck while we were on the highway."I don't know, Anna.It seems pretty dangerous.""Well I guess I'll make you do it if you can't do it!And when you hit the ground, just run really fast."I pushed her out of the back, and I have to say, she was really fast.She wasn't hurt at all!The cars stopped, the guy driving was still going, and out of nowhere, I fell out of the truck.I tried to get back up, and when I did, I saw a familiar bus coming my way.It stopped when I jumped infront of it.I got Caitlyn and we went on the bus."We are finally away from that creepy guy!And Caitlyn, this is our bus!With our luggage on it!"I said.We sat down, and waited, and waited, and waited for hours.I was about to fall asleep when Caitlyn told me that we were already at the state capital!We got in there, and Caitlyn and I walked around the place looking at pictures of presidents and all that stuff.We were wandering until we stopped dead in our tracks.Dallas was standing right infront of us."I finally found you!" "Dallas, what is this all about?" I asked her. "I am responsible for putting the bomb in your purse!Now it's only 2 hours until the bomb explodes!Better find help, you weak little fool!"I told the cops about her,one guard took my purse while the other guard announced over the loudspeakers that we had to evacuate the building.We got out of the building, and it took me 2 minutes to notice that Caitlyn didn't evacuate!
                                                      ~End of part 6~

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

more stupid stuff...

1.Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion
2.People say you can't live without love.I think oxygen is more important
3.Most people want a perfect relationship...I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials
4.Crush:"Hello."Me:*idiot mode, activate*
5.Me:Can I got to the bathroom?Teacher:You should have gone during the break!Me:Sorry, I haven't planned out my bathroom schedule yet..."
6.I don't stalk, I investigate.
7.The like and share button on facebook can now cure cancer, feed starving children, donate money to a charity, and pray for a dead person.LIKE EVERYTHING!
8.Making someone smile is one of the best feelings.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

sarcastic and stupid stuff

1.Teacher:"The test is very easy!"Me:"Sure it is, you already know the answers!"
2.Age is just a number?I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with $5.Don't worry, they're just numbers!
3."What time is it?""There's a clock right there.""Did I ask you where the clock was?"
4.Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear..."Monday has been canceled.Go back to sleep."
5.Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?

Sunday, June 30, 2013

random and kind of true stuff

1.My maturity level depends on who I'm with.
2."Can I borrow a pencil?""Yes."=Forever gone.
3.Relationships end because once that person got to you, they stop doing what it took to get you.
4.My bed is a magical place where I can remember everything I was supposed to do.
5.Weird is just a side affect of being awesome.
6.Society is funny.They ask you to be yourself, and yet they judge you.
7.I hate that feeling when people around me are in a relationship, and I'm sitting there like...I love my dog.
8.People keep telling me the right person will come along.I keep thinking that the "right peron" got hit by a bus or something.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 5

We were walking through the desert, day and night.We went a day without eating anything, until Caitlyn saw something that looked like a cactus."Hey Anna, aren't these things supposed to have water in them?"She asked me.I looked at it, only the heat waves were messing my vision."Caitlyn, I don't think you should eat that thing.Anyway, if it was a cactus, it would have needles on it!""Whatever,Anna.""Caitlyn, no-"It was too late.She ate the plant that wan't a cactus, but looked a lot like one."Hey Anna...are we gonna die?""I think so, Caitlyn.""Why is there 4 of you?"Caitlyn asked me."If you didn't eat that plant, Caitlyn, you wouldn't be hallucinating!" A vulture flew to my side and sarted to rip my sleeve apart.Before it could, I yelled"Cut it out, you stupid vulture!"and hit it out of the way with my forearm.I got really hot, and I started to turn a little blue."The sun sucks!"I said in a dry voice.I passed out from heat, and I woke up when someone threw water on me and Caitlyn.I got a closer look, and it was the guy who sent us to Las Vegas!And he didn't look happy!He aimed a rifle at us and said"Any last words?""No.Caitlyn may have some!""Cupcakes!I just want to say it again.Cupcakes!"Said Caitlyn."Why did I send you?I meant to send some other people!"He yelled."Now where is Dallas?""She said we should go to Washington D.C. and, well, maybe she would meet us there."I explained."Get in the trunk!We're going to Washington!""Why do we need to be in the trunk?Can't we just ride in the backseat?"I asked him.
                                                               ~End of part 5~

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 4

We were on the bus for hours, then our bus stopped and toured the Hoover Dam.When nobody was looking, Caitlyn got this crazy idea to go into the control room mess around."Caitlyn, I don't think we should do that." Caitlyn just pulled me in when nobody was in there, and started pressing random buttons.I joined in and hit the "Master Station Control" buttons, and then we got in big trouble!The camera televisions showed the water starting to flood, and I yelled"What did we do?!We're going to get in big trouble for this!Caitlyn, why are we even doing this?!" She wouldn't reply, so I just grabbed her and ran out of the building.We got back on the bus, I was acting a little strange about what we just did."Are you okay?"Asked a woman behind us."Yeah,I'm just tired."I said.We kept driving until we got to the Old Faithful(popular geyser), and instead of watching it, we went into the bathroom, and I said"Caitlyn, it's a miracle!"We made bubbles with the cherry scented soap. "Cherry bubbles!"Said Caitlyn.We didn't realize how long we were in there when we used up all the cherry scented soap they had.We went outside only to find that our bus left.So we just went on a different bus.Only top find it was a bus for nouns, but seriously, who cared?We drove for about 3 hours, and we stopped at a church.Me and Caitlyn were getting hot, so we had to go inside to cool down.Caitlyn pointed out to the confession booths, and said they were porta-potties."Caitlyn, those are"-"Let's just have a little fun here,Anna!"I went into one and said"Caitlyn, you are crazy.Wait,It actually feels good in here!Go into the other one!"This one man went into Caitlyn's confession booth.I didn't hear what he said, but I heard him say later"How many Hail Mary's?" "1,000!Now hit yourself!...harder!...HARDER!"After that, we went to an art museum.Me and Caitlyn were there for only 4 minutes when I saw their bus leave."Caitlyn, we've been abandoned twice.""Oh not again!"She complained.We went outside and asked this one man"Where is Washington?" "2,000 miles that way."He pointed out.'Caitlyn,let's go!"We walked and walked across the desert.
                                          ~End of part 4~

Friday, June 21, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 3

Dallas aimed the gun at my forehead and said"Who sent you?" "This weird guy sent us to get this one bomb thing from you, he said he pay us 10..." "10 thousand?!Ugh!That cheap guy.Look, I'll double it, and pay you 20 thousand if you go back and steal his weapons and bring them to me." "Hey, we can't just go back and steal from him!We just got here!" "Hey you, can I borrow your satchel for a minute?" "Why do you want my satchel?"I asked her.Dallas grabbed it from me, and made me stay right where I was.About 2 minutes later,and she gave me back my satchel.I looked in it, and there was nothing suspicous, only I did see a sewing mark on the side of it."What did she do to it?"I asked myself.Before I could say anything, she told me and Caitlyn"There is a bus waiting for you downstairs, and it will take you to Washington.When you get there,I want you to go to the state capital and take a tour.Your bus is waiting, so get going." We got our luggage from the other room, and went to the bus.Caitlyn and I started to fight over who gets the window seat, then a familiar voice said"Why don't you just take turns?" "Hey Caitlyn, it's that woman from the plane!"

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 2

When we got to the airport, I asked Caitlyn if they allow rodents to go on planes.Since she said that they didn't,we just snook the rats deep into the luggage.When we finally got onto the plane, Caitlyn sat by a nice old woman.Caitlyn said she was super tired, and the woman offered her something to wake her up a little.Only, the problem is, when Caitlyn eats candy, or something sugary, she gets crazy."Caitlyn, are you okay?"I asked her.She walked into the cockpit, and scared the heck out of the pilots by yelling behind their backs,"I AM THE GREAT CAITLYN!GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR CANDY!" One of the pilots accidentaly hit the controls, and the plane fell out of the sky.I went in there and said"Caitlyn, what do you think you're doing?!!??!??!?!?" The pilots finally got the plane back in control, and I forced Caitlyn back to her seat.When we finally got to Las Vegas, there was this guy holding a sign that said"Limo service:Anna and Caitlyn.I told Caitlyn about it, and the guy said "This way, women." When we were in the limo, I told him to take us to a casino."No, you're too young!" he said.I gave Caitlyn some candy and she acted just like she did on the plane, wich scared him so bad that he drove straight to the casino.
We somehow managed to get into the casino, then Caitlyn and I hit the dance floor.But we were only in there for 4 minutes when the guards caught us.But it was FUN!We went to the hotel that the weird guy got us a room in, and I went to a door and said"I wonder where this goes...hey Caitlyn, I think I hear somebody!"Out of nowhere, a woman pulled us in her room and said while aiming a pistol at us"Who are you,F.B.I.,C.I.A.?" "Hey Caitlyn,it's that woman we were supposed to get that bomb thing from!"
                                            ~End of part 2(there will be more!)~

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 1

One day,Caitlyn and I were napping on the couch when Caitlyn woke me up yelling"Anna!It's gone!Anna!Wake up!I can't believe this is actually happening!GET UP!" I woke up and complained"Caitlyn,I was about to win the lottery!Do you always have to wake me up when I'm about to win in a dream?" She pointed to the place where the flatscreen tv was.It was gone!I looked around and saw an opened door, a crobar, footsteps to the tv, footsteps to the other window, and another broken window.I kept looking at it for 3 minutes and said"Caitlyn,we must find this moron that took our tv!I ran to the broken window,and I saw these 2 guys putting the tv in the back of their car.I told Caitlyn we would have to chase them down,and I started to pack supplies for our long hunt.All that remained of the tv was the remote.Caitlyn curled up,holding the remote in her trembling hands."What's your problem,Caitlyn?" I asked her."...I can't live without a tv!!!""Are we ready to GET THAT T.V. BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"I yelled at the top of my lungs."...yes...."She said quietly."I said are we ready to GET!THAT!T.V. BACK?!!!!""Yes." I got everything,and since we were only 14 and lived by ourselves,we had to do this all by foot travel.I got everything into a wagon,and we also brought the rats and their food onto a different wagon.We walked for what seemed like 15 hours,I had little money with me,and Caitlyn fell asleep.I had to set the tent here.When I finally got it up,I got the sleeping bags,put our flag up(a pink flag with a black heart on it),and I fell asleep.I woke up the next morning,and I went to feed the rats.We got everything back together,and went searching for a cafe or something.I almost died of hunger,but then I got an idea.Eat the food I had packed.Something is wrong with me!We kept walking until we found a motel."Hey Caitlyn,I hear these things have televisions, so we can just burst into somebody's room,and watch any kind of tv they have!"We bursted into a room,and a guy(I really don't know why we chose to bust into this room) said"You're late!Anyway,I need you two go to Las Vegas, and you see this woman?"He showed a picture of a woman."Her name is Dallas.She isn't sweet as she looks.What I need you to do is to take this thing known as "the unit".It is a man-made virus that can wipe out 5 states in 5 days!So be careful it doesn't explode!I'll give you 10,000 dollars before you leave to get it!" I don't think Caitlyn was paying attention when she said to him"Actually, we just came to watch your tv." I told her that we can do this and get paid so we can buy a new tv!"I got you guys two plane tickets to Las Vegas, and your hotel room is right next to her room."
                                                   ~End of part 1~

Sunday, June 16, 2013

MORE crazy stuff!!

1.Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep your going to get.(impossible)
2."Come with me to the store." "NO!" "I'll buy you something." "Okay!!"
3.My mom likes to play this game called"talk from somewhere so far and get mad when I can't hear her."
4.People complain about their looks,but nobody complains about their brains.
5.That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.
6.When your teacher gives a 30 minute speech about not wasting time.
7.They say love is more important than money...have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
8.I always try not to look at the clock during class so time goes faster.
9.Lying in bed and wondering if it's worth it to get up and use the bathroom.
10.Looking at your friend and saying"I'll do it if you do it!"
11.That annoying moment when you get comfy in bed and realize that you forgot to do something.
12.Things I'm bad at:singing.Things I do alot:sing.
13.My daily routine:wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
14.That akward moment when you realize your wrong in an argument,but you just keep arguing anyway.
15.The 3 levels of pain:1.pain.2.excruciating pain.3.stepping on a Lego.
16.That risky naked run from the bathroom to the bedroom.
17.Who else dies a little when they see an old person sitting alone in a restaurant?
18.You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.
19.My days are backwards.I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.
20.I hate when I understand something AFTER the test.
21.When somebody says to me"You just made my day!"It makes my day too.

Friday, June 14, 2013

just 19 things

1.That akward moment when you say"just kidding",but you're dead serious
2.If robbers broke into my house and searched for money,I'd just laugh and search with them.
3.Dear parents,I am fully aware that money does not grow on trees,that's why I'm asking you for it.
4.Job interview:"Why do you want to work here?" Me:"I just want the money."
5.I wish my eyes could take pictures.
6.I don't just sing in the shower,I perform.
7.Teacher:"Why do I hear talking?" Student:"Because you have ears."
8."I need to talk to you." is the one sentence that reminds you of every bad thing you've done in you're life.
9.I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin ME!
10.Why go to school when I can just light myself on fire and feel the same way?
11.That moment when I get comfy in bed and realize that I forgot to do something.
12.I wish blogging burned calories!
13.I turned my phone onto "airplane mode" and threw it in the air.Worst transformer ever.
14.Age 8:"Go to bed!" "NO!" Age 18:"Get up!" "NO!"
15.That depressing moment when you have no friends in your class and the teacher says"Find a partner!"
16.I need a 6 month vacation.Twice a year.
17.When I see it,I don't need it.When I need it,I can't find it!
18.People:"I like it when my boy/girlfriend tells me he/she loves me." Me:"I like when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
19.That akward moment when you look over at someone and they're already staring at you.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

rainbow dash pics


Skittles
taste the rainbow














a few patrick memes

that moment when you are in one of those great moods and someone says something that makes your great mood stop

Patrick gifs
MORE FUNNY GIFS AND MEMES ARE COMING HERE <—
spongebobI can finally touch my toes!







Saturday, June 8, 2013

mall shopping

I went mall shopping this afternoon with my mom to get some stuff.I had to go around the whole place for almost 2 hours,and I was like"Mom,how much longer do we have?My legs are almost to the point where they can literally fall off!'" "We have to get stuff for your new cousin!And I have to get a new pair of shoes for myself!" She said.That's when I got an idea.Not for what she was looking for,but for ME!"Hey mom,I got an idea!" "What is that,Anna?" "How about we go to the food court,and have lunch!That will solve ALL of our current problems!" She looked at me sarcastically,then took me to Taco Bell.I totally thought she would slap me silly!It solved my problems,but not hers.After that,we went to Payless Shoe Source.It took my mom 45 minutes to find 1 pair of flats!I thought she would never find a pair of shoes.I really felt like falling over on the cold,hard ground to take a rest.Then it took us another 45 minutes to go around and look for a store that sold baby toys and whatever.I got really frustrated with her and said"Can't we just go to that baby store next to the mall?" "Well,there's nothing here.Let's go there!" We drove there,and the place was more crowded than I imagined.I ran through the crowd, and it took me 1 hour to get what I needed for my new cousin.It would've taken me 2 hours,but I suddenly remembered my soda in the car.I ran even faster,bumped into people(accidently),and FINALLY got what I needed to get!I ran way faster to the car,and checked my soda.I was relieved when it was still cold.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

22 funny ways to bug your parents(or people that live with you)

1.sing awfully at the top of your lungs in your room with the door wide open.
2.mime everything you have to say to them.
3.slurp your drink and chew with your mouth open at dinner.
4.announce loudly every time you have to go to the bathroom(most effective in public).
5.wear clothes that don't match when you go out.
6.make them breakfast/lunch/dinner and BURN EVERYTHING!
7.chew your candy loudly when at the theater,talk loudly too.
8.When you get home from the theater,talk to them so quietly,they can't hear you at all.
9.when they try to tell you something,spontaneously cover your ears and scream"THE VOICES!!!!"
10.Narrate everything(example:at dinner you go"Mom told me to stop talking and eat my food.Then she takes another big spoonful of food and shoves it in her mouth like she doesn't care.")
11.When they ask you to do something,ask"Would you like french fries with that?"
12.leave all the lights on.
13.in the summer,turn the air conditioner up,in the winter,turn it down.
14.when you talk to them,use song lyrics,let them figure out what you mean.
15.say things that don't make sense.
16.burp your sentences.
17.do the potty dance in public,knock into things.
18.do push-ups and sit-ups in the walkways.
19.try to scratch an unscratchable itch,run around the house with annoying exclamations of irritation.
20.fill the bathtub to the rim,then pretend there's a hurricane.
21.when they're in the bathroom(shower's best) yell"IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!"
22.wear your clothes inside out.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

yesterdays swim meet

Yesterday, I went to the Springfield Golf and Country Club.I got to swim with my friend Ellie.She's a professional at swimming.I tried to do what she did,but I just kept failing at it.I finally gave up,and went to sit at a table with all the snacks at it.Since the pool was freezing cold,I was shaking for hours on end!But the warm summer sun warmed me up.I later went home with the smell of chlorine,hauling myself to my bed.Who cared if I was wet and covered in chlorine?I just fell in bed,and totally forgot that I had to spend time with my rats!So I was pretty grouchy this morning.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

More random pics....


When I'm depressed I cut myself......a piece of cake.


When I hear myself eating crunchy food,I wonder if people can hear it too.


"Would you like a table?"
"No,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5,please.


I don't trip.I do a random gravity check.


Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.


I walk down the street with music in my ears and pretend I'm in a music video.


All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.


Everytime I see the word "explain" on a test,a little part of me dies.


"Don't worry,the spider is smaller than you."
"Yeah...so is a grenade."


Dude,chill.It's P.E.not the Olympics.


"How old is your baby?"
"36 months."
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY SHE'S 3 YEARS OLD!?


I'm so ready for school......to end.


That akward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you.


me:"I want that!"
me:*checks price tag*
me:"Yeah,it's not that cute."

I hope you loved these pics!It took me hours to find all these perfect ones!Bye!