1.sing awfully at the top of your lungs in your room with the door wide open.
2.mime everything you have to say to them.
3.slurp your drink and chew with your mouth open at dinner.
4.announce loudly every time you have to go to the bathroom(most effective in public).
5.wear clothes that don't match when you go out.
6.make them breakfast/lunch/dinner and BURN EVERYTHING!
7.chew your candy loudly when at the theater,talk loudly too.
8.When you get home from the theater,talk to them so quietly,they can't hear you at all.
9.when they try to tell you something,spontaneously cover your ears and scream"THE VOICES!!!!"
10.Narrate everything(example:at dinner you go"Mom told me to stop talking and eat my food.Then she takes another big spoonful of food and shoves it in her mouth like she doesn't care.")
11.When they ask you to do something,ask"Would you like french fries with that?"
12.leave all the lights on.
13.in the summer,turn the air conditioner up,in the winter,turn it down.
14.when you talk to them,use song lyrics,let them figure out what you mean.
15.say things that don't make sense.
16.burp your sentences.
17.do the potty dance in public,knock into things.
18.do push-ups and sit-ups in the walkways.
19.try to scratch an unscratchable itch,run around the house with annoying exclamations of irritation.
20.fill the bathtub to the rim,then pretend there's a hurricane.
21.when they're in the bathroom(shower's best) yell"IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!"
22.wear your clothes inside out.
2.mime everything you have to say to them.
3.slurp your drink and chew with your mouth open at dinner.
4.announce loudly every time you have to go to the bathroom(most effective in public).
5.wear clothes that don't match when you go out.
6.make them breakfast/lunch/dinner and BURN EVERYTHING!
7.chew your candy loudly when at the theater,talk loudly too.
8.When you get home from the theater,talk to them so quietly,they can't hear you at all.
9.when they try to tell you something,spontaneously cover your ears and scream"THE VOICES!!!!"
10.Narrate everything(example:at dinner you go"Mom told me to stop talking and eat my food.Then she takes another big spoonful of food and shoves it in her mouth like she doesn't care.")
11.When they ask you to do something,ask"Would you like french fries with that?"
12.leave all the lights on.
13.in the summer,turn the air conditioner up,in the winter,turn it down.
14.when you talk to them,use song lyrics,let them figure out what you mean.
15.say things that don't make sense.
16.burp your sentences.
17.do the potty dance in public,knock into things.
18.do push-ups and sit-ups in the walkways.
19.try to scratch an unscratchable itch,run around the house with annoying exclamations of irritation.
20.fill the bathtub to the rim,then pretend there's a hurricane.
21.when they're in the bathroom(shower's best) yell"IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!"
22.wear your clothes inside out.
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