1.Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to fall over something. Crawl away slowly.
2.Run up to a random person in the street and slap them in the face with a loaf of bread.
3.Go to McDonalds and ask them for a happy meal with extra happy.
4.Walk up to a small little kid that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.
5.Bring a desk on an elevator and when people come in ask if they have an appointment.
6.Come in to school late and when the teacher asks why you're late say that your pet rock had a seizure.
7.Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read.
8.Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run all over the neighborhoood screaming "I have rabies!"
9.Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped from prison!"
10.Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream and complain about how it ruined your life.
11.Buy an ice cream cone, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your head.
12.Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'm free! I'm free!"
13.Go to McDonalds and ask for an order of french fries without the potatoes.
14.Attack your neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
15.When in an elevator with one person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
16.Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
17.Call someone to tell them that you can't talk to them right now.
18.Shout "For Narnia!" running into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19.Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King.
20.Dress up as Harry Potter and follow them all day, shouting random spells at them.
21.Hire a taxi. When the driver asks where you want to go, ask to go to the building next to the one you are standing infront of.
22.Hide in a public bathroom stall. When someone comes in, say "Ah, young one, welcome to Narnia."
23.Throw a watermelon infront of someone, then grab your hair, fall on your knees and scream "NOOO!"
24.Ring a doorbell and when they open the door, just stand there staring at them.
25.Hug a tree and when people walk by, say "We're having a moment here!"
26.Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
27.Go to a dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
28.Take a stuffed animal to a vet.
29.Tie a balloon on yourself, and run around saying that it's following you.
30.Go into a public bathroom and when you get into the stall, start singing the song "Taking Care Of Business" very loudly.
31.Hide in a clothing rack at the shopping mall and when someone comes near you, scream "PICK ME!"
32.In a grocery store, hold up a box of Cheerios screaming "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
33.Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza.
34.Call a restarant asking them to deliver water to you.
35.Sing to plants in a public plant shop, and when people ask what you are doing, scream and run away.
36.Go to some random lady at a store and ask "Mommy, will you buy me some crackers?"
37.Find a random person sitting on a bench, sit on their lap and say "My mommy says I'm special."
38.Interview a tree in a public place.
39.Make an old lady help you across the street.
40.Find a random store clerk and propose to them with one of those candy rings.
41.Go into a random person's house and yell "Honey, I'm home!"
2.Run up to a random person in the street and slap them in the face with a loaf of bread.
3.Go to McDonalds and ask them for a happy meal with extra happy.
4.Walk up to a small little kid that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.
5.Bring a desk on an elevator and when people come in ask if they have an appointment.
6.Come in to school late and when the teacher asks why you're late say that your pet rock had a seizure.
7.Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read.
8.Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run all over the neighborhoood screaming "I have rabies!"
9.Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped from prison!"
10.Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream and complain about how it ruined your life.
11.Buy an ice cream cone, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your head.
12.Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'm free! I'm free!"
13.Go to McDonalds and ask for an order of french fries without the potatoes.
14.Attack your neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
15.When in an elevator with one person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
16.Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
17.Call someone to tell them that you can't talk to them right now.
18.Shout "For Narnia!" running into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19.Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King.
20.Dress up as Harry Potter and follow them all day, shouting random spells at them.
21.Hire a taxi. When the driver asks where you want to go, ask to go to the building next to the one you are standing infront of.
22.Hide in a public bathroom stall. When someone comes in, say "Ah, young one, welcome to Narnia."
23.Throw a watermelon infront of someone, then grab your hair, fall on your knees and scream "NOOO!"
24.Ring a doorbell and when they open the door, just stand there staring at them.
25.Hug a tree and when people walk by, say "We're having a moment here!"
26.Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
27.Go to a dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
28.Take a stuffed animal to a vet.
29.Tie a balloon on yourself, and run around saying that it's following you.
30.Go into a public bathroom and when you get into the stall, start singing the song "Taking Care Of Business" very loudly.
31.Hide in a clothing rack at the shopping mall and when someone comes near you, scream "PICK ME!"
32.In a grocery store, hold up a box of Cheerios screaming "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
33.Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza.
34.Call a restarant asking them to deliver water to you.
35.Sing to plants in a public plant shop, and when people ask what you are doing, scream and run away.
36.Go to some random lady at a store and ask "Mommy, will you buy me some crackers?"
37.Find a random person sitting on a bench, sit on their lap and say "My mommy says I'm special."
38.Interview a tree in a public place.
39.Make an old lady help you across the street.
40.Find a random store clerk and propose to them with one of those candy rings.
41.Go into a random person's house and yell "Honey, I'm home!"
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