1.Teacher:"The test is very easy!"Me:"Sure it is, you already know the answers!"
2.Age is just a number?I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with $5.Don't worry, they're just numbers!
3."What time is it?""There's a clock right there.""Did I ask you where the clock was?"
4.Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear..."Monday has been canceled.Go back to sleep."
5.Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?
2.Age is just a number?I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with $5.Don't worry, they're just numbers!
3."What time is it?""There's a clock right there.""Did I ask you where the clock was?"
4.Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear..."Monday has been canceled.Go back to sleep."
5.Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?
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