random and kind of true stuff

1.My maturity level depends on who I'm with.
2."Can I borrow a pencil?""Yes."=Forever gone.
3.Relationships end because once that person got to you, they stop doing what it took to get you.
4.My bed is a magical place where I can remember everything I was supposed to do.
5.Weird is just a side affect of being awesome.
6.Society is funny.They ask you to be yourself, and yet they judge you.
7.I hate that feeling when people around me are in a relationship, and I'm sitting there like...I love my dog.
8.People keep telling me the right person will come along.I keep thinking that the "right peron" got hit by a bus or something.

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 5

We were walking through the desert, day and night.We went a day without eating anything, until Caitlyn saw something that looked like a cactus."Hey Anna, aren't these things supposed to have water in them?"She asked me.I looked at it, only the heat waves were messing my vision."Caitlyn, I don't think you should eat that thing.Anyway, if it was a cactus, it would have needles on it!""Whatever,Anna.""Caitlyn, no-"It was too late.She ate the plant that wan't a cactus, but looked a lot like one."Hey Anna...are we gonna die?""I think so, Caitlyn.""Why is there 4 of you?"Caitlyn asked me."If you didn't eat that plant, Caitlyn, you wouldn't be hallucinating!" A vulture flew to my side and sarted to rip my sleeve apart.Before it could, I yelled"Cut it out, you stupid vulture!"and hit it out of the way with my forearm.I got really hot, and I started to turn a little blue."The sun sucks!"I said in a dry voice.I passed out from heat, and I woke up when someone threw water on me and Caitlyn.I got a closer look, and it was the guy who sent us to Las Vegas!And he didn't look happy!He aimed a rifle at us and said"Any last words?""No.Caitlyn may have some!""Cupcakes!I just want to say it again.Cupcakes!"Said Caitlyn."Why did I send you?I meant to send some other people!"He yelled."Now where is Dallas?""She said we should go to Washington D.C. and, well, maybe she would meet us there."I explained."Get in the trunk!We're going to Washington!""Why do we need to be in the trunk?Can't we just ride in the backseat?"I asked him.
                                                               ~End of part 5~

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 4

We were on the bus for hours, then our bus stopped and toured the Hoover Dam.When nobody was looking, Caitlyn got this crazy idea to go into the control room mess around."Caitlyn, I don't think we should do that." Caitlyn just pulled me in when nobody was in there, and started pressing random buttons.I joined in and hit the "Master Station Control" buttons, and then we got in big trouble!The camera televisions showed the water starting to flood, and I yelled"What did we do?!We're going to get in big trouble for this!Caitlyn, why are we even doing this?!" She wouldn't reply, so I just grabbed her and ran out of the building.We got back on the bus, I was acting a little strange about what we just did."Are you okay?"Asked a woman behind us."Yeah,I'm just tired."I said.We kept driving until we got to the Old Faithful(popular geyser), and instead of watching it, we went into the bathroom, and I said"Caitlyn, it's a miracle!"We made bubbles with the cherry scented soap. "Cherry bubbles!"Said Caitlyn.We didn't realize how long we were in there when we used up all the cherry scented soap they had.We went outside only to find that our bus left.So we just went on a different bus.Only top find it was a bus for nouns, but seriously, who cared?We drove for about 3 hours, and we stopped at a church.Me and Caitlyn were getting hot, so we had to go inside to cool down.Caitlyn pointed out to the confession booths, and said they were porta-potties."Caitlyn, those are"-"Let's just have a little fun here,Anna!"I went into one and said"Caitlyn, you are crazy.Wait,It actually feels good in here!Go into the other one!"This one man went into Caitlyn's confession booth.I didn't hear what he said, but I heard him say later"How many Hail Mary's?" "1,000!Now hit yourself!...harder!...HARDER!"After that, we went to an art museum.Me and Caitlyn were there for only 4 minutes when I saw their bus leave."Caitlyn, we've been abandoned twice.""Oh not again!"She complained.We went outside and asked this one man"Where is Washington?" "2,000 miles that way."He pointed out.'Caitlyn,let's go!"We walked and walked across the desert.
                                          ~End of part 4~

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 3

Dallas aimed the gun at my forehead and said"Who sent you?" "This weird guy sent us to get this one bomb thing from you, he said he pay us 10..." "10 thousand?!Ugh!That cheap guy.Look, I'll double it, and pay you 20 thousand if you go back and steal his weapons and bring them to me." "Hey, we can't just go back and steal from him!We just got here!" "Hey you, can I borrow your satchel for a minute?" "Why do you want my satchel?"I asked her.Dallas grabbed it from me, and made me stay right where I was.About 2 minutes later,and she gave me back my satchel.I looked in it, and there was nothing suspicous, only I did see a sewing mark on the side of it."What did she do to it?"I asked myself.Before I could say anything, she told me and Caitlyn"There is a bus waiting for you downstairs, and it will take you to Washington.When you get there,I want you to go to the state capital and take a tour.Your bus is waiting, so get going." We got our luggage from the other room, and went to the bus.Caitlyn and I started to fight over who gets the window seat, then a familiar voice said"Why don't you just take turns?" "Hey Caitlyn, it's that woman from the plane!"

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 2

When we got to the airport, I asked Caitlyn if they allow rodents to go on planes.Since she said that they didn't,we just snook the rats deep into the luggage.When we finally got onto the plane, Caitlyn sat by a nice old woman.Caitlyn said she was super tired, and the woman offered her something to wake her up a little.Only, the problem is, when Caitlyn eats candy, or something sugary, she gets crazy."Caitlyn, are you okay?"I asked her.She walked into the cockpit, and scared the heck out of the pilots by yelling behind their backs,"I AM THE GREAT CAITLYN!GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR CANDY!" One of the pilots accidentaly hit the controls, and the plane fell out of the sky.I went in there and said"Caitlyn, what do you think you're doing?!!??!??!?!?" The pilots finally got the plane back in control, and I forced Caitlyn back to her seat.When we finally got to Las Vegas, there was this guy holding a sign that said"Limo service:Anna and Caitlyn.I told Caitlyn about it, and the guy said "This way, women." When we were in the limo, I told him to take us to a casino."No, you're too young!" he said.I gave Caitlyn some candy and she acted just like she did on the plane, wich scared him so bad that he drove straight to the casino.
We somehow managed to get into the casino, then Caitlyn and I hit the dance floor.But we were only in there for 4 minutes when the guards caught us.But it was FUN!We went to the hotel that the weird guy got us a room in, and I went to a door and said"I wonder where this goes...hey Caitlyn, I think I hear somebody!"Out of nowhere, a woman pulled us in her room and said while aiming a pistol at us"Who are you,F.B.I.,C.I.A.?" "Hey Caitlyn,it's that woman we were supposed to get that bomb thing from!"
                                            ~End of part 2(there will be more!)~

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 1

One day,Caitlyn and I were napping on the couch when Caitlyn woke me up yelling"Anna!It's gone!Anna!Wake up!I can't believe this is actually happening!GET UP!" I woke up and complained"Caitlyn,I was about to win the lottery!Do you always have to wake me up when I'm about to win in a dream?" She pointed to the place where the flatscreen tv was.It was gone!I looked around and saw an opened door, a crobar, footsteps to the tv, footsteps to the other window, and another broken window.I kept looking at it for 3 minutes and said"Caitlyn,we must find this moron that took our tv!I ran to the broken window,and I saw these 2 guys putting the tv in the back of their car.I told Caitlyn we would have to chase them down,and I started to pack supplies for our long hunt.All that remained of the tv was the remote.Caitlyn curled up,holding the remote in her trembling hands."What's your problem,Caitlyn?" I asked her."...I can't live without a tv!!!""Are we ready to GET THAT T.V. BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"I yelled at the top of my lungs."...yes...."She said quietly."I said are we ready to GET!THAT!T.V. BACK?!!!!""Yes." I got everything,and since we were only 14 and lived by ourselves,we had to do this all by foot travel.I got everything into a wagon,and we also brought the rats and their food onto a different wagon.We walked for what seemed like 15 hours,I had little money with me,and Caitlyn fell asleep.I had to set the tent here.When I finally got it up,I got the sleeping bags,put our flag up(a pink flag with a black heart on it),and I fell asleep.I woke up the next morning,and I went to feed the rats.We got everything back together,and went searching for a cafe or something.I almost died of hunger,but then I got an idea.Eat the food I had packed.Something is wrong with me!We kept walking until we found a motel."Hey Caitlyn,I hear these things have televisions, so we can just burst into somebody's room,and watch any kind of tv they have!"We bursted into a room,and a guy(I really don't know why we chose to bust into this room) said"You're late!Anyway,I need you two go to Las Vegas, and you see this woman?"He showed a picture of a woman."Her name is Dallas.She isn't sweet as she looks.What I need you to do is to take this thing known as "the unit".It is a man-made virus that can wipe out 5 states in 5 days!So be careful it doesn't explode!I'll give you 10,000 dollars before you leave to get it!" I don't think Caitlyn was paying attention when she said to him"Actually, we just came to watch your tv." I told her that we can do this and get paid so we can buy a new tv!"I got you guys two plane tickets to Las Vegas, and your hotel room is right next to her room."
                                                   ~End of part 1~

MORE crazy stuff!!

1.Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep your going to get.(impossible)
2."Come with me to the store." "NO!" "I'll buy you something." "Okay!!"
3.My mom likes to play this game called"talk from somewhere so far and get mad when I can't hear her."
4.People complain about their looks,but nobody complains about their brains.
5.That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.
6.When your teacher gives a 30 minute speech about not wasting time.
7.They say love is more important than money...have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
8.I always try not to look at the clock during class so time goes faster.
9.Lying in bed and wondering if it's worth it to get up and use the bathroom.
10.Looking at your friend and saying"I'll do it if you do it!"
11.That annoying moment when you get comfy in bed and realize that you forgot to do something.
12.Things I'm bad at:singing.Things I do alot:sing.
13.My daily routine:wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
14.That akward moment when you realize your wrong in an argument,but you just keep arguing anyway.
15.The 3 levels of pain:1.pain.2.excruciating pain.3.stepping on a Lego.
16.That risky naked run from the bathroom to the bedroom.
17.Who else dies a little when they see an old person sitting alone in a restaurant?
18.You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.
19.My days are backwards.I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.
20.I hate when I understand something AFTER the test.
21.When somebody says to me"You just made my day!"It makes my day too.

just 19 things

1.That akward moment when you say"just kidding",but you're dead serious

2.If robbers broke into my house and searched for money,I'd just laugh and search with them.

3.Dear parents,I am fully aware that money does not grow on trees,that's why I'm asking you for it.

4.Job interview:"Why do you want to work here?" Me:"I just want the money."

5.I wish my eyes could take pictures.

6.I don't just sing in the shower,I perform.

7.Teacher:"Why do I hear talking?" Student:"Because you have ears."

8."I need to talk to you." is the one sentence that reminds you of every bad thing you've done in you're life.

9.I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin ME!

10.Why go to school when I can just light myself on fire and feel the same way?

11.That moment when I get comfy in bed and realize that I forgot to do something.

12.I wish blogging burned calories!

13.I turned my phone onto "airplane mode" and threw it in the air.Worst transformer ever.

14.Age 8:"Go to bed!" "NO!" Age 18:"Get up!" "NO!"

15.That depressing moment when you have no friends in your class and the teacher says"Find a partner!"

16.I need a 6 month vacation.Twice a year.

17.When I see it,I don't need it.When I need it,I can't find it!

18.People:"I like it when my boy/girlfriend tells me he/she loves me." Me:"I like when my microwave tells me my food is ready."

19.That akward moment when you look over at someone and they're already staring at you.

rainbow dash pics

Skittles
taste the rainbow

a few patrick memes

that moment when you are in one of those great moods and someone says something that makes your great mood stop

I can finally touch my toes!

mall shopping

I went mall shopping this afternoon with my mom to get some stuff.I had to go around the whole place for almost 2 hours,and I was like"Mom,how much longer do we have?My legs are almost to the point where they can literally fall off!'" "We have to get stuff for your new cousin!And I have to get a new pair of shoes for myself!" She said.That's when I got an idea.Not for what she was looking for,but for ME!"Hey mom,I got an idea!" "What is that,Anna?" "How about we go to the food court,and have lunch!That will solve ALL of our current problems!" She looked at me sarcastically,then took me to Taco Bell.I totally thought she would slap me silly!It solved my problems,but not hers.After that,we went to Payless Shoe Source.It took my mom 45 minutes to find 1 pair of flats!I thought she would never find a pair of shoes.I really felt like falling over on the cold,hard ground to take a rest.Then it took us another 45 minutes to go around and look for a store that sold baby toys and whatever.I got really frustrated with her and said"Can't we just go to that baby store next to the mall?" "Well,there's nothing here.Let's go there!" We drove there,and the place was more crowded than I imagined.I ran through the crowd, and it took me 1 hour to get what I needed for my new cousin.It would've taken me 2 hours,but I suddenly remembered my soda in the car.I ran even faster,bumped into people(accidently),and FINALLY got what I needed to get!I ran way faster to the car,and checked my soda.I was relieved when it was still cold.

22 funny ways to bug your parents(or people that live with you)

1.sing awfully at the top of your lungs in your room with the door wide open.
2.mime everything you have to say to them.
3.slurp your drink and chew with your mouth open at dinner.
4.announce loudly every time you have to go to the bathroom(most effective in public).
5.wear clothes that don't match when you go out.
6.make them breakfast/lunch/dinner and BURN EVERYTHING!
7.chew your candy loudly when at the theater,talk loudly too.
8.When you get home from the theater,talk to them so quietly,they can't hear you at all.
9.when they try to tell you something,spontaneously cover your ears and scream"THE VOICES!!!!"
10.Narrate everything(example:at dinner you go"Mom told me to stop talking and eat my food.Then she takes another big spoonful of food and shoves it in her mouth like she doesn't care.")
11.When they ask you to do something,ask"Would you like french fries with that?"
12.leave all the lights on.
13.in the summer,turn the air conditioner up,in the winter,turn it down.
14.when you talk to them,use song lyrics,let them figure out what you mean.
15.say things that don't make sense.
16.burp your sentences.
17.do the potty dance in public,knock into things.
18.do push-ups and sit-ups in the walkways.
19.try to scratch an unscratchable itch,run around the house with annoying exclamations of irritation.
20.fill the bathtub to the rim,then pretend there's a hurricane.
21.when they're in the bathroom(shower's best) yell"IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!"
22.wear your clothes inside out.

yesterdays swim meet

Yesterday, I went to the Springfield Golf and Country Club.I got to swim with my friend Ellie.She's a professional at swimming.I tried to do what she did,but I just kept failing at it.I finally gave up,and went to sit at a table with all the snacks at it.Since the pool was freezing cold,I was shaking for hours on end!But the warm summer sun warmed me up.I later went home with the smell of chlorine,hauling myself to my bed.Who cared if I was wet and covered in chlorine?I just fell in bed,and totally forgot that I had to spend time with my rats!So I was pretty grouchy this morning.

More random pics....

When I'm depressed I cut myself......a piece of cake.


When I hear myself eating crunchy food,I wonder if people can hear it too.


"Would you like a table?"
"No,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5,please.


I don't trip.I do a random gravity check.


Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.


I walk down the street with music in my ears and pretend I'm in a music video.


All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.


Everytime I see the word "explain" on a test,a little part of me dies.


"Don't worry,the spider is smaller than you."
"Yeah...so is a grenade."


Dude,chill.It's P.E.not the Olympics.


"How old is your baby?"
"36 months."
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY SHE'S 3 YEARS OLD!?


I'm so ready for school......to end.


That akward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you.


me:"I want that!"
me:*checks price tag*
me:"Yeah,it's not that cute."

I hope you loved these pics!It took me hours to find all these perfect ones!Bye!