random post #3

1.I hate when I understand something AFTER the test and not before it.

2.Me:"I'm so happy!" Life:"Oh wait, hold on a minute, I'll keep that from happening..."

3.Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.(...?)

4.Open fridge.Nothing to eat.Lower standards and repeat.

5.That stupid moment when you're so angry that you begin to cry.

6.That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket in the dark.

7.That akward moment when you trip...over nothing.

8.I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.

9.How to save the world:1.Make a document called"The World".2.Save the document.

10.I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.(...?)

11.Having unlimited texting...wih nobody to text.

random post#2

1.Barking louder at the dogs to show them who's boss.
2.Pretending you're the host of a cooking show when you are cooking at home alone.
3.I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
4.Let's take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.
5.I enjoy long romantic walks... to the refrigerator.
6.During summer, you wish you were in school so you would have something to do.In school, you wish it was summer so there was nothing to do.
7.No matter how many times you say"okay"your parents will not stop talking.
8.Hiding your favorite food from the rest of the family.

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 7(final part)

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random post #1

1.I love those memories that randomly pop in my head, and have me smiling like an idiot for ages.
2.Saying "Dude" before saying something important.
3.Taking a long time in the shower because you like to stand there...just thinking about life.
4.Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless person.
5.I can't believe that I wanted to grow up...
6.That akward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
7.*sends risky text*15 seconds later no reply..."Oh God what have I done?"
8.Friend:"So tell me about yourself!" Me:"......WHO AM I?"
9.Life is way too short to have matching socks.
10.I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
11.Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money, because you're spending it wrong.
12.cuting down the trees, making paper, and writing"save the trees".
13.I'm not on drugs, I'm just wierd.
14.I hate when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.
15.After an argument, I start to think of all the clever stuff I should've said.

Anna and Caitlyn's journey part 6

Caitlyn and I got in the back of the truck, and we were sitting there for countless hours, waiting until we got to Washington D.C.About two days later of driving, I dared Caitlyn to jump out of the back of the truck while we were on the highway."I don't know, Anna.It seems pretty dangerous.""Well I guess I'll make you do it if you can't do it!And when you hit the ground, just run really fast."I pushed her out of the back, and I have to say, she was really fast.She wasn't hurt at all!The cars stopped, the guy driving was still going, and out of nowhere, I fell out of the truck.I tried to get back up, and when I did, I saw a familiar bus coming my way.It stopped when I jumped infront of it.I got Caitlyn and we went on the bus."We are finally away from that creepy guy!And Caitlyn, this is our bus!With our luggage on it!"I said.We sat down, and waited, and waited, and waited for hours.I was about to fall asleep when Caitlyn told me that we were already at the state capital!We got in there, and Caitlyn and I walked around the place looking at pictures of presidents and all that stuff.We were wandering until we stopped dead in our tracks.Dallas was standing right infront of us."I finally found you!" "Dallas, what is this all about?" I asked her. "I am responsible for putting the bomb in your purse!Now it's only 2 hours until the bomb explodes!Better find help, you weak little fool!"I told the cops about her,one guard took my purse while the other guard announced over the loudspeakers that we had to evacuate the building.We got out of the building, and it took me 2 minutes to notice that Caitlyn didn't evacuate!
                                                      ~End of part 6~

more stupid stuff...

1.Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion
2.People say you can't live without love.I think oxygen is more important
3.Most people want a perfect relationship...I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials
4.Crush:"Hello."Me:*idiot mode, activate*
5.Me:Can I got to the bathroom?Teacher:You should have gone during the break!Me:Sorry, I haven't planned out my bathroom schedule yet..."
6.I don't stalk, I investigate.
7.The like and share button on facebook can now cure cancer, feed starving children, donate money to a charity, and pray for a dead person.LIKE EVERYTHING!
8.Making someone smile is one of the best feelings.

sarcastic and stupid stuff

1.Teacher:"The test is very easy!"Me:"Sure it is, you already know the answers!"
2.Age is just a number?I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with $5.Don't worry, they're just numbers!
3."What time is it?""There's a clock right there.""Did I ask you where the clock was?"
4.Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear..."Monday has been canceled.Go back to sleep."
5.Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?