1. That freaky moment when somebody starts singing the song you were just thinking about.
2. Saying,"You had to be there!" when you realize your story wasn't funny to others.
3. Feeling like a boss when your walking around the mall with a bunch of shopping bags in your arms.
4. That moment when your internet goes down and you don't know what to do with your life.
5. That moment when you hand someone your phone and they just keep scrolling through the rest.
6. Wondering wether there is someone out there in the world that looks exactly like you.
7. Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.
8. That one friend who can make anything funny by the way they talk.
9. Teacher:"Okay, pass up your homework." Me:"We had homeowork?!"
10. That horrifying moment when your computer freezes and there is something innapropriate on the screen.
11. When you have to study, even the wall becomes more interesting.
12. "You break it, you buy it." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, and akwardly walk away.
13. Whenever you go to your doctor's office and they ask what's wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
14. Dear fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes. Go shopping for more food in the meantime. Sincerely, hungry as hell.
15. Letting your phone ring a few times before answering it so you seem busy.
16. Pretending to look for your homework when the teacher asks for it, and you know damn well you didn't do it.
17. Pretending to be asleep when your parents check on you.
18. Realizing how weird you are and wondering how you have friends.
19. You know you're lazy when you get excited about plans being cancelled.
20. I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it.
21. That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.
2. Saying,"You had to be there!" when you realize your story wasn't funny to others.
3. Feeling like a boss when your walking around the mall with a bunch of shopping bags in your arms.
4. That moment when your internet goes down and you don't know what to do with your life.
5. That moment when you hand someone your phone and they just keep scrolling through the rest.
6. Wondering wether there is someone out there in the world that looks exactly like you.
7. Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.
8. That one friend who can make anything funny by the way they talk.
9. Teacher:"Okay, pass up your homework." Me:"We had homeowork?!"
10. That horrifying moment when your computer freezes and there is something innapropriate on the screen.
11. When you have to study, even the wall becomes more interesting.
12. "You break it, you buy it." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, and akwardly walk away.
13. Whenever you go to your doctor's office and they ask what's wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
14. Dear fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes. Go shopping for more food in the meantime. Sincerely, hungry as hell.
15. Letting your phone ring a few times before answering it so you seem busy.
16. Pretending to look for your homework when the teacher asks for it, and you know damn well you didn't do it.
17. Pretending to be asleep when your parents check on you.
18. Realizing how weird you are and wondering how you have friends.
19. You know you're lazy when you get excited about plans being cancelled.
20. I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it.
21. That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.
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