I don't insult people,I describe them.
I tried to be normal once.Worst two minutes of my life.
Friend:Did you get braces?
Other friend:Nah bro,I'm chewing staples.
Excuse me,here's your nose.I found in my business.
That moment when you find free WiFi in public.Guy at corner:"Praise the lord!"
If you don't want a sarcastic answer,then don't ask a stupid question.
R.I.P. Summer 2012
Spongebob:Can you hear me?
Patrick:No,it's too dark.
I didn't fall.The floor was lonely,so I gave it a hug.
"You look cute today."
"Was I ugly yesterday?"
I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up.
Well,that's basically it.Hope you enjoyed it!May the awesome be with you!!
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