random post#19

1. I wish I had a cute laugh or the kind of laugh that makes other people laugh. Instead, I sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma.
2. That akward moment when you can't tell if your friend is laughing or crying.
3. That moment when someone really cute talks to you and you suddenly forget what language you speak.
4. I don't understand how some people are able to look good every single day.
5. I secretly hate those people who's hair looks perfect all the time.
6. If I had a dollar for every time I fake a smile, I'd be a billionaire.
7. I'm happiest when left alone with good food and internet connection.
8. If Monday had a face, I would punch it so hard.
9. I hate when friends remind me of a mistake I made.
10. When I don't know if somebody asked me a question, I smile and fake-laugh.
11. If a camera lens are round, then why are the pictures square?
12. That satisfying moment when you make everybody laugh.

Dear Mrs. Allen#1

      Dear Mrs. Allen,

                   You used to be my 5th grade teacher, and I wonder what you are going to do now. You moved somewhere else now that you have a baby of your own. I understand you can't live here anymore because of your new daughter, but it's okay, because I want the best for you and your family. As long as we keep our hearts in touch and never forget each other, everything will be fine. I never will forget you. You were great, caring, lovable, and kind to me and the other students. 5th grade may have been quite a while ago, but I still remember every single day being spent with you. Through the pain and sorrows, you helped me through them, as I helped you through them.

      I may not have much to say right now, but I hope you understand how much I miss you. I don't know why and how, but there is some sort of bond between us, one that I cannot explain very well. We seem to be very alike, and we seem to have some of the same life experiences. You are my role model. I would like to be like you when I grow up. You are an inspiration not only to me, but the other students and people as well. I don't know how I got an amazing teacher like you, but I guess it was just... destiny that brought us together.

                                                                                      Cordially yours,

                                                                                            Anna.

The Night It All Happened part 3

I was passed out for a while, when some normal-looking guy said,"And who are you, then?" I said my name in pain. "Merciful God, you have sent me an apostle." he said, looking up. He looked down at me and said,"Guard your life, dear. You have a calling." I passed out for a bit longer. I got up a bit later, with that guy being gone. I walked around the lobby, when I found a room with an open door. I walked in and it was a computer lab. I walked around, trying to find my way out of the dark room. I wrote in my journal when I found a chair. I wrote:

"I'm inside. Bodies everywhere. Blood. Burn marks. Heads lined up like bottles behind a bar, dead Murkoff scientists hang from the ceiling, their badges say "Murkoff Advanced Research Systems". Murkoff's longtime M.O. Has been to exploitation of supposed charity. Forget about the third world and bankroll another billion.
How did Murkoff think they would make money off a building full of crazy people?
There's some kind of tactical cop pinned like a pig on a spit. Tells me to get the hell out for my own good then dies. Would have been a good thing to hear when I could have left the way I came in."

random post#18

1. That moment when you're watching a cartoon and you understand a dirty joke that you never understood as a kid.
2. That moment when you're laughing so hard you think you might die.
3. That stage in a friendship where you can start to insult each other.
4. Anyone else ever find random glitter on themselves?
5. When a friend makes you almost laugh in class and you try to keep in the laughter.
6. That moment when someone turns on the light while you are sleeping.
7. When you need to dry your hands but there aren't any more towels left.
8. Thinking about the past and realizing how weird you were.
9. Sneezing when the room is completely silent.
10. When everything you studied is not on the test.
11. Was there ever a scarier sentence than... "I'm telling your mom!"?

random post#17

1. I'm a professional at pretending I'm okay when I'm not.
2. You can never be just friends with someone you're madly in love with.
3. Cute couples depress me.
4. To my friends that changed just because they met new people: I miss you.  The old you. The new one sucks.
5. I hate it when people bring up conflicts from the past just to piss me off.
6. Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.
7. My maturity level depends on who I'm with.
8. Moving on is simple. It's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
9. Even the most beautiful of people can have the most ugliest of hearts.
10. That akward moment when you get home, look in the mirror and think,"Did I seriously look like this all day?"
11. That akward moment when you remember something super hilarious in a silent situation.
12. When you're out with your family and they start embarrassing you.

random post#16

1. That freaky moment when somebody starts singing the song you were just thinking about.
2. Saying,"You had to be there!" when you realize your story wasn't funny to others.
3. Feeling like a boss when your walking around the mall with a bunch of shopping bags in your arms.
4. That moment when your internet goes down and you don't know what to do with your life.
5. That moment when you hand someone your phone and they just keep scrolling through the rest.
6. Wondering wether there is someone out there in the world that looks exactly like you.
7. Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.
8. That one friend who can make anything funny by the way they talk.
9. Teacher:"Okay, pass up your homework." Me:"We had homeowork?!"
10. That horrifying moment when your computer freezes and there is something innapropriate on the screen.
11. When you have to study, even the wall becomes more interesting.
12. "You break it, you buy it." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, and akwardly walk away.
13. Whenever you go to your doctor's office and they ask what's wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
14. Dear fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes. Go shopping for more food in the meantime. Sincerely, hungry as hell.
15. Letting your phone ring a few times before answering it so you seem busy.
16. Pretending to look for your homework when the teacher asks for it, and you know damn well you didn't do it.
17. Pretending to be asleep when your parents check on you.
18. Realizing how weird you are and wondering how you have friends.
19. You know you're lazy when you get excited about plans being cancelled.
20. I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it.
21. That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.