Funny things to do in public

1.Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to fall over something. Crawl away slowly.
2.Run up to a random person in the street and slap them in the face with a loaf of bread.
3.Go to McDonalds and ask them for a happy meal with extra happy.
4.Walk up to a small little kid that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.
5.Bring a desk on an elevator and when people come in ask if they have an appointment.
6.Come in to school late and when the teacher asks why you're late say that your pet rock had a seizure.
7.Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read.
8.Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run all over the neighborhoood screaming "I have rabies!"
9.Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped from prison!"
10.Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream and complain about how it ruined your life.
11.Buy an ice cream cone, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your head.
12.Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'm free! I'm free!"
13.Go to McDonalds and ask for an order of french fries without the potatoes.
14.Attack your neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
15.When in an elevator with one person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
16.Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
17.Call someone to tell them that you can't talk to them right now.
18.Shout "For Narnia!" running into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19.Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King.
20.Dress up as Harry Potter and follow them all day, shouting random spells at them.
21.Hire a taxi. When the driver asks where you want to go, ask to go to the building next to the one you are standing infront of.
22.Hide in a public bathroom stall. When someone comes in, say "Ah, young one, welcome to Narnia."
23.Throw a watermelon infront of someone, then grab your hair, fall on your knees and scream "NOOO!"
24.Ring a doorbell and when they open the door, just stand there staring at them.
25.Hug a tree and when people walk by, say "We're having a moment here!"
26.Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
27.Go to a dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
28.Take a stuffed animal to a vet.
29.Tie a balloon on yourself, and run around saying that it's following you.
30.Go into a public bathroom and when you get into the stall, start singing the song "Taking Care Of Business" very loudly.
31.Hide in a clothing rack at the shopping mall and when someone comes near you, scream "PICK ME!"
32.In a grocery store, hold up a box of Cheerios screaming "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
33.Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza.
34.Call a restarant asking them to deliver water to you.
35.Sing to plants in a public plant shop, and when people ask what you are doing, scream and run away.
36.Go to some random lady at a store and ask "Mommy, will you buy me some crackers?"
37.Find a random person sitting on a bench, sit on their lap and say "My mommy says I'm special."
38.Interview a tree in a public place.
39.Make an old lady help you across the street.
40.Find a random store clerk and propose to them with one of those candy rings.
41.Go into a random person's house and yell "Honey, I'm home!"

random post#8

1. "My memory is so bad!" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
2.Looking at your friend when the teacher says "You may work with a partner." And then they don't want to be partners with you.
3.Pretending to die infront of your pet to see if it will try to save you.
4.That scary moment when you hear your parents stomping to your room and you try to think of the last bad thing you did.
5.Interrupt my sleeping and I'll interrupt your breathing.
6.The worst sight in the world is seeing your mother cry.
7.My singing sounds amazing when I have my earphones on and I'm listening to music, but when I take my earphones off, I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
8.That moment when you overhear your name in someone's conversation.

random post#7

1.One person:"Your shirt is so ugly!" Me:"Don't like it?Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you."
2.My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
3.Alarm clock:Because every morning should start a heart attack by startling you.
4.When I was little, "You're not invited to my party!" was the worst insult ever.
5.No teacher, I don't know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised!
6.How I end a class presentation:"So, umm... yeah..."
7.When something exciting happens, I randomly slap the person next to me.
8.When I wake up and stretch, I sound like a baby dinosaur.
9.Sometimes, I just randomly say hello to security cameras.
10.I always forgive people, but I'm NEVER going to trust them again.
11.School is like a jail.The classrooms are cells, the teachers are security guards, and we are the prisoners.
12.I hate it when my parents tell their friends or relatives my mistakes.
13.Depressed? Earphones in, turn the volume up, ignore the world.
14.The best things always happen when I don't have my camera with me.
15."Always stay positive"*falls down the stairs*"Wow, I went down those stairs fast!"
16.Lazy rule: If it falls, you  don't need it.
17.Dear "Cool People" they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
18.Thank God people can't hear what I'm thinking.
19.I don't care if I can't sing!This is one of my favorite songs, therefore, I shall sing.
20.In the movies, they look beautiful when they wake up. When I wake up, I look like a dead possum.
21.Having a song stuck in your head while taking a test. Seriously, not now!
22.I wish I could watch my great dreams and watch them later.
23.12/12/12 is the last repetitive date anyone living right now will ever experience.
24.Five words that scare the living heck out of me when watching a horror movie" Based on a true story."
25.Never throw anything at me unless you're okay with it falling on the floor.
26.*Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: "Single file, please!" Me "MOVE MOVE MOVE, THERE'S A FIRE OVER THERE!"
27.We all have had/ have that one teacher that is always like" Don't pack up yet! There is still 7 seconds of class left!
28.Being popular on the internet is like sitting at the cool table...AT AN ASYLUM!
29.Whenever your parents leave you in the car, everyone outside becomes a dangerous weirdo.
30.Imagine if the last movie you watched was going to happen to you at some point in your life. How much trouble are you in?