Farmer:What kinds of ponies do you have?
Seller:We have this one.Her name is Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Farmer:THE PONY THAT WAS KNOWN FOR ASSASSINATING 3 PEOPLE?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Seller:...Yes,actually...
Farmer:What about that one?Is she normal?
Seller:Her name is Applejack.She harvests apples.Only...she's very clumsy.And she has not taken a bath in 4 years.That's what that awful smell is.
Farmer:I see...out of those ponies,I'll take Pinkamena!
Epilogue...
Farmer wakes up to weird noises at 2 a.m.Hears footsteps coming upstairs.Pinkamena turns on the lights,with a dagger in her hand.She slowly walks toward the farmer,raising the dagger.
Farmer:I'm so glad I have my rifle here.
Pinkamena:Here,I brought you a slice of cake!
Farmer:Did you poison it?
Pinkamena:(turns back into pinkie pie)No,silly!I just made you cake to celebrate taking me to a better place!
Farmer:What's the dagger for?
Pinkie pie:I sliced the cake while I was coming upstairs.
Farmer:Thank you!
THE END!!!!!!!!!
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