1. I think too much and make myself cry.
2. That akward moment when some one removes their comment on Facebook, so it looks like you're talking to yourself.
3. Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework. Love, me.
4. Whenever I have a lot of homework to do, I just go watch that new TV series.
5. Doing something weird and thinking, "This is why I'm not in a relationship."
6. Why I don't look out the window at night: 1% is because I'm afraid of the night. The other 99% is because I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.
7. Seeing a spider is nothing. When it disappears is when it becomes a problem.
8. Not being able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
9. My time spent in the shower: 30% singing. 60% thinking about life. 10% washing myself.
10. I never get to use an eraser completely because it's either broken, cut in half, or lost.
11. Saying something stupid, then thinking, "That sounded a lot better in my head."
12. When you hear something about some one and you can never look at them the same way again.
13. Who else turns on all the lights when home alone?
14. That moment when you're called down to the office and you start to think, "I'm gonna die!"
15. I love people I can be weird with.
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