1. I call people "dude" reguardless of their gender.
2. Tickle me, and I will not be held responsible for your injuries.
3. I wish I could live my dreams.
4. School: A fancy word for prison.
5. Admit it, you've searched yourself on the internet.
6. That feeling you get when you're paying for something and you can't find your money.
7. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
8. Yes, you can have all the money in the world. But you know one thing you can't have? A Deinotherium!
9. I used to cheat in the game "Seven Up" by looking at people's shoes.
10. That akward moment when you want to cough but it's dead silent.
11. Without school, it's hard to remember what day it is.
2. Tickle me, and I will not be held responsible for your injuries.
3. I wish I could live my dreams.
4. School: A fancy word for prison.
5. Admit it, you've searched yourself on the internet.
6. That feeling you get when you're paying for something and you can't find your money.
7. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
8. Yes, you can have all the money in the world. But you know one thing you can't have? A Deinotherium!
9. I used to cheat in the game "Seven Up" by looking at people's shoes.
10. That akward moment when you want to cough but it's dead silent.
11. Without school, it's hard to remember what day it is.
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